agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

malcobb:

#a brain surgery without anesthesia would hurt less than this.

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

sararye:

sararye:

oh gosh we finally got one of those amazing faberry edits

can we bring this back into people’s lives

USA Network Upfronts

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

greeneggsandsamantha:

millicentt:

corduroypillows:

coco-waters:

aloeha:

tr-opica-na:

ukulele-vibe:

a-ruban:

(via slight-breeze, shotclogg)

I miss this picture on my dash.

Kurt Hummel in season 4 + looking so hot I need to open a window.

veryhungryowl:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

theseattleinstitute:

qinni:

It’s weird how much I already know through Harry potter and hp fanfiction…

Cupcake = fairy cake.

Accurate.

//what//

Some of this

is just 

I’ve never heard of some of these

some we use interchangably [we have been raised on a diet of american culture y’know]

some are outdated

and some are only used by drunkards in backallies on a saturday night

just

please don’t come to england and start using these, you will sound like a pretentious dickwad

Since when have people in America called waffles rambles? I am very confused.