Mulitfandom.DarrenCriss.Musician.Canada. 17. IBSurvivor!Tumblr (3.0; @keepcalmanddarrencriss)http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb43deafd79ade5547f0b0faf3f57312/tumblr_mn0p1kiUGP1r9d6hxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Snail Army. More time well spent in biology class.</p>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50767099080http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50767099080Sat, 18 May 2013 19:24:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de491fdbfe2e548821d19560a3b7aa97/tumblr_mn0omapZd11r9d6hxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I found these gems… #biopickuplines #youknowyoureininwhen #wedidntfocusinbiologyeither</p>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50766488266http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50766488266Sat, 18 May 2013 19:15:45 -0400wedidntfocusinbiologyeitherbiopickuplinesyouknowyoureininwhenMe: Hello?<br /> Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?<br /> Me: I have no mother.<br /> Her: Well can I speak to your father?<br /> Me: Yeah, which one?<br /> Her: Which one is home?<br /> Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.<br /> Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?<br /> Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.<br /> Her: So who's Antonio?<br /> Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.<br /> Her: So Carlos was cheating?<br /> Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.<br /> Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?<br /> Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.<br /> Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?<br /> Me: I never said that.<br /> Her: Yes, yes you did!<br /> Me: No I didn't.<br /> Her: Y-yes! You did!<br /> Me: Did what?<br /> Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.<br /> http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50761168932http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50761168932Sat, 18 May 2013 17:59:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22a55e6cd183f803277bbf5dc35f150a/tumblr_mmaxquZORZ1r0l9keo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69063e7f6553d9930e79d4825b134c24/tumblr_mmaxquZORZ1r0l9keo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36503707aabb73c194c02058ae06d4f9/tumblr_mmaxquZORZ1r0l9keo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760934839http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760934839Sat, 18 May 2013 17:56:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cef6f4a7c9323e981f769859b5b9502/tumblr_mmy4mdQhjo1qg4f82o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/50652163753" class="tumblr_blog">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>since facebook did that thing my newsfeed has been like this</p></blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760821149http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760821149Sat, 18 May 2013 17:54:43 -0400<p><a href="http://dreamsaboutthatbox.tumblr.com/post/50758860915/gooutfighting-now-taking-applications-for-my" class="tumblr_blog">dreamsaboutthatbox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gooutfighting.tumblr.com/post/50725307564/now-taking-applications-for-my-gang-please-have">gooutfighting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday</span></p> </blockquote> <p>isn’t this just phil lester’s childhood</p></blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760590392http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760590392Sat, 18 May 2013 17:51:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5611e9e6266bddfc03a2230413fa0b9b/tumblr_mn0imhVRzv1rwtmcno2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a1bf00b434038acb74a3ff916494b41/tumblr_mn0imhVRzv1rwtmcno1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mersaur.tumblr.com/post/50757296176/am-i-the-only-one">mersaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>am i the only one </p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760582390http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760582390Sat, 18 May 2013 17:51:20 -0400Augustus: Okay?<br /> Hazel: Bitch I might behttp://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760437215http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760437215Sat, 18 May 2013 17:49:16 -0400http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760405635http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760405635Sat, 18 May 2013 17:48:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabriiel.tumblr.com/post/50756764404/madame-vastra-is-probably-the-most-attractive">sabriiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>madame vastra is probably the most attractive alien on dr who and one of the few non-humans they’ve actually gotten right</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ntoSFkIt-Yc/Te6aw0em2qI/AAAAAAAABPg/uehYFgRLJOg/s400/Madame-vastra2.jpg"/></p> <p>i mean after</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/the_slitheen.jpg?w=519&amp;h=298"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/who-monsters-600x337.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/abzorbaloff.jpg?w=477&amp;h=349"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/44657114_adipose_512bbc.jpg"/></p> <p>i was a little bit worried…</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760351683http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760351683Sat, 18 May 2013 17:48:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comealongpondd.tumblr.com/post/50756399906/slytherinmarauder-powerofvoodoo-oh-god">comealongpondd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slytherinmarauder.tumblr.com/post/50756073468/powerofvoodoo-oh-god-heres-britain-we-are">slytherinmarauder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powerofvoodoo.tumblr.com/post/50753588605/oh-god-heres-britain">powerofvoodoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh god here’s Britain</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2c343c34c7d320b529ae03f6f999e439/tumblr_inline_mn0ga1k5qR1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision</p> </blockquote> <p>OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760332127http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760332127Sat, 18 May 2013 17:47:48 -0400Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.<br /> Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760096837http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50760096837Sat, 18 May 2013 17:44:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/091cb07d5a630c24c87cab51784b0d9c/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/786956c1ed4731010aa7c9f65ec3f91e/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7ce9f3eb9204351b1c2789aa08cc355/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2db9988c191373e0a173b710b35ac298/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6022df4cff9dbb2d1603d556f2877356/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b3c9ae96bc741ab6ddeed8e2a9eac97/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd4a295b625f8c5ea575a0dba1115ac6/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15f8f8e816eb2dc13b67cabb425c1b37/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61210ca5f36b241016911fef3a62283b/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca4d06c422576bcd1a55a111d462a2c3/tumblr_mmkcyozIpp1qcqmvho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daxterdd.tumblr.com/post/50702903357/lol-this-makes-things-seem-a-lot-better-than-they">daxterdd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lol-this-makes-things-seem-a-lot-better-than-they-are">#lol this makes things seem a lot better than they are</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Well, crumbs do look more substantial when you gather them all up together than they do scattered all over the <strike>filler-stuffed pit that is S4</strike> floor.</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759940336http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759940336Sat, 18 May 2013 17:42:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a8bb3f3586b475da7608102e8f6d7f9/tumblr_mmx8muCHwi1snihkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweettoothwanderlust.tumblr.com/post/50649624472/i-tried-to-scroll-past-it">sweettoothwanderlust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i tried to scroll past it</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759875940http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759875940Sat, 18 May 2013 17:41:22 -0400<p><a href="http://everybodywantstoruleklaine.tumblr.com/post/50759522209/whilelifepassesby-klainecrisser-eurovision" class="tumblr_blog">everybodywantstoruleklaine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whilelifepassesby.tumblr.com/post/50759110760/klainecrisser-eurovision-is-the-only-time-where">whilelifepassesby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klainecrisser.tumblr.com/post/50758832179/eurovision-is-the-only-time-where-europe-doesnt">klainecrisser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia</p> <p>FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET</p> <p>No wait that came out wrong..</p> </blockquote> <p>no it came out perfectly</p> </blockquote> <p>A lot of people came out tonight</p></blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759749664http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759749664Sat, 18 May 2013 17:39:37 -0400eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759726667http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759726667Sat, 18 May 2013 17:39:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endearinglypsychoticfangirl.tumblr.com/post/50755671326/eurovision">endearinglypsychoticfangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Europe to the rest of the world</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/945c3627c6a0ddb846cdf04a692ebfcd/tumblr_inline_mn0hjsWoGq1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>Rest of the World</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1a8bdb3143e5ce5c2286a64e95ae77da/tumblr_inline_mn0hkqef241qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>America</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c5df6d9d6f1cacaefc060901835fe86d/tumblr_inline_mn0hdy8kMs1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759400224http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759400224Sat, 18 May 2013 17:34:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holmes-and-watson.tumblr.com/post/50757526805/everyone-sings-about-love-except-greece-greece">holmes-and-watson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone sings about love</p> <p>Except greece</p> <p>Greece sings about alcohol</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759374827http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50759374827Sat, 18 May 2013 17:34:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lvysaur.tumblr.com/post/50605488621/youhavetooletgo-lvysaur-x-is-my-least">lvysaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youhavetooletgo.tumblr.com/post/50605434590/lvysaur-x-is-my-least-favorite-letter-now">youhavetooletgo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lvysaur.tumblr.com/post/50602971790/x-is-my-least-favorite-letter-now-because-of-math">lvysaur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>x is my least favorite letter now because of math</p> </blockquote> <p>Y?</p> </blockquote> <p>i swear to fucking god</p> </blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50757973640http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50757973640Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:37 -0400<p><a href="http://cloysterbell.tumblr.com/post/50757783555/and-in-a-shocking-turn-of-events-barack-obama" class="tumblr_blog">cloysterbell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And in a shocking turn of events, Barack Obama flies into the stadium on the back of an eagle and declares that Canada has won.</p></blockquote>http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50757933944http://keepcalmanddarrencriss.tumblr.com/post/50757933944Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:03 -0400